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porpoise nose 

Same as Tortoise head but with a clicking sound.
porpoise nose. Flipper talking. Needing to back one out so much that air is escaping while trying to hold it in making a clicking noise. Next stage up from a turtle head.
porpoise nose by GI-Joel June 28, 2011

porpoise pussy 

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.
My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!
porpoise pussy by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

porpoise hole 

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
porpoise hole by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Porpoise Ass 

A phenomenon where your asshole seems to move up to your tailbone before you take a shit. This results in feces being back blasted to the toilet.
I had a terrible case of porpoise ass after eating Taco Bell.

porpoise or prairie dog 

"Hungy or not"

The phrase first began in Canada, where the action of eating a prairie dog was looked at as a desperate act, that one would only commit if they were insanely hungry, whereas being willing to go out and search out a harbor porpoise (although at the time, the split between a harbor porpoise and a normal porpoise wasn’t super well known, plus harbor porpoise or prairie dog sounds stupid) took a long time, so you wouldn’t want to be hungry.
How are we feeling about lunch? Are you guys porpoise or prairie dog?

I havent eaten in a minute. Code praririe dog for sure.

Porpoise (Izzy)

To go in the ocean and pull down your swimmers, then flip over and put your was in the air but pull the up confusi the public. Did they see a bum or was that their imagination?
Omg Piper just did the porpoise and I saw EVERYTHING!!

The porpoise (izzy)