Porky Pigging it

Walking around bottomless; naked from the waist down.

I can't find my pants, so I'm porky pigging it today.

by HerShadow October 18, 2014

Porky Pig

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.

Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005

The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

by Blazin Logan September 05, 2006

the porky pig

When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.

Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.

by dicken's cider February 04, 2014

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

Porky Pig

When two guys fuck a chicks nose, one in each nostril

BIll and Ted gave that fat bitch a porky pig.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

porky pig

Having sex with upper clothes on but no pants.

Dude the kids can wake up at any moment, so we need to porky pig it.

by Bitches are real February 14, 2016