Parkwood

Parkwood (bitch ass kids) - the sweetest neighborhood in phily. Fox chase owns parkwood. Fox chase beat the shit out of the bitch ass niggas from parkwood till they bitched that it was squashed... FC ALL DAY.

Ex. Parkwood tried to roll on 4 FC kids wit more then 20 dudes and got fucked up. They talk shit and cant back it up. Fox chase dicks on Parkwood daily.

Synonyms. bitches, pussys, faggots, sweet ass kids, neighborhood owned by fox chase,

by Fox Chase October 4, 2009

Parkwood Popper

After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.

There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.

T-bird gave cotty one hell of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.

by Doc and Brenda July 9, 2007

parkwood

sortoff in maidstone, kent
apparently it has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in europe

lol @ parkwood tis full of council accomidation (explaining the stats)

by lol@theworld June 6, 2007

parkwood

adj- sucks ; sucky ;poor condition
vrb- to suck ie stop parkwooding

s*** parkwood is the worst

by parkwood is gay April 13, 2004

Parkwood

A mental hospital that will just make you worse and just fucking depressed

Dude I went to Parkwood and it just made me fell like shit.

by RedBanana December 10, 2024

Parkwood

Worst neiborhood in Philly. Made of cold harded killers. Parkwood ain't sweet. We run everything.

Parkwood is the greatest neiborhood
Parkwood would fuck up everyone

by Pw1. October 15, 2025

Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022