promotion

An increase in pay, title, and responsibility for an employee within a company that should be based on his hard work - but occasionally is based on nepotism, office politics, or sycophantic behavior while on the job.

No one seemed surprised by Joey's promotion at work, as he is the boss' son.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Pervmotional

A state of mind comprising both perverted and emotional aspects of a personality.

Ex. 1: He got pervmotional when he was watching the tragic sex scene.

Ex. 2: Steve was simultaneously overwhelmed with emotion and in a perverted mood.

by beastlytank March 30, 2009

astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.

The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.

by Dancomono July 17, 2006

pornotional items

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008

Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.

Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.

by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016

Gossip Promotion

When someone posts on their Facebook status just enough vague information to keep people talking and asking questions, thus promoting further gossip.

Susie Smith thinks Janie is the queen of Gossip Promotion with her status that says "Janie Doe is so upset and confused today, something big is going down at work."

by Stella the Plumber June 13, 2010

Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010