Pork

1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: Meat taken from swine.

3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!

2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.

3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.

by Varris June 07, 2007

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 09, 2009

Porked

Accidental anal.

After prom, Danny got Porked in the ass

by gustebeast January 28, 2015

Porked

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

Oh man, I porked so many people last night at the party it wasn't even funny.

by lalaalaala May 25, 2005

Pork

Pork means a meat from swines. Many people know that pork is haram in Islam, but people are not sure why it is banned in Islam. Here's the reason. Pork contains roundworms and/or tapeworms that are immortal. Regardless of how it is cooked, they will never die. If you eat too many porks everyday, your mental will be eventually destroyed. Definitely not healthy, right?

Ganesh: Ali, I have a question. Why is pork haram in Islam?
Ali: Because it is not healthy. Not just unhealthy but is dangerous to our body. That's why pork is haram.

by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 08, 2022

porked

to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner

that hoe was askin for it, so i porked the shit outta that bitch

by dj mike January 07, 2005