Portuguese Snowblower 

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

Portuguese Snowblower 

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup 

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup by Furgieman April 7, 2016

Portuguese hiccup 

The female orgasm. cf. Italian sneeze

Unfortunately it was the very same bicycle seat which never failed to bring about a Portuguese hiccup in her.

Portuguese hiccup by portuguesehiccup July 12, 2016

portuguese wedding 

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

portuguese wedding by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

Portuguese Meat Pie 

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

Portuguese Meat Pie by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017

portuguese diesel

homemade red wine made by portuguese people with a much higher than average alcohol level

that portuguese diesel put my dick in the dirt

portuguese diesel by calidrunk July 13, 2010