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Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
by hey August 16, 2008
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a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 28, 2006
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a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey
Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!
by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008
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a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly
"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"
by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008
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a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
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how was your day my little porchmonkey?
by porchape March 31, 2010
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