Porched

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

Porch

To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"

by Sassy Starr May 5, 2017

porching

Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.

Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.

by shaizer grape July 7, 2008

porch it

to chill, have a few drinks on ones porch

'tim gnarly loves to porch it'

by boots! May 1, 2008

porched

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%

I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.

by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018