Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

K-poptard

K-poptard --- A K-pop stan who presents or advocates for the music genre in a stupid and/or fatuous manner.

Look at Tasha, an absolute k-poptard. She drops videos of K-pop artists on every twitter thread

by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021

A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

by queensburykid September 12, 2022

poptard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003

Poptard

One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard.

Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is."

by Schween D'Borscht January 5, 2009

Poptard

Verb.

To shoot a retard.

Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.

Nick: Ya, totally.

by Happy Face Man January 13, 2009