when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011
Get the positute mug.1. A more humanistic term for a slut.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.
2. Someone who commits sexual acts as a prostitute would, but receives no compensation for their actions.
Guy One: Man, I totally hooked up with that girl from the bar last night.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.
Guy Two: She looked like a total slut, nice job bro.
Guy One: Dude... She's not a slut. She's a volunteer prostitute.
by walshbear December 31, 2011
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Any mainstream media journalist. As coined by John Swinton, former chief of staff, The New York Times, in a 1953 speech before the New York Press Club.
"We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities, and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
"We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities, and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
by audiorbit November 15, 2011
Get the Intellectual Prostitute mug.A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009
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Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
Get the SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute mug.A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
Get the Mental Prostitute mug.When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.
by sheldo September 13, 2013
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