finger popsicles

When two people, usually homosexuals, get together and place their fingers in each other's anus, then place the affected finger in their partner's mouth, at which point it is licked like a popsicle on a hot summer's day.

Tommy and Larry skipped dessert so they would have room for finger popsicles after sex.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

Ghetto Popsicles

Kool-Aid popsicles made in an ice cube tray with toothpicks, a popular stonerfood in hotter regions.

1. Mom just made us these red flavor popsicles and said we could have as many as we want.

Response: That's because they're Ghetto Popsicles.

by Waynesville July 28, 2014

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021

Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

Sour Milk Popsicle

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

by Datt Hott September 23, 2012