popped a boner

when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.

Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.

by Spaghet February 21, 2009

Boner-popping

(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.

Tom: Sarah is SO hot.
Bill: I know what you mean. She's boner-popping hot.

by Turkey Slapper April 21, 2008

popped some boners

Having multiple big dicks up your ass. Usually having 20 or more. This has never been done before, but it is said that if it is completed, the person who managed to shove that many dicks up their ass will be considered a god and be given the gift of immortality.

Man 1: "That guy just shoved 20 dicks up his butt!"
Man 2: "You mean he popped some boners!?!?"
Man 1: "Yes"
Man 2: "Give that man a crown and a throne he is a god!"

by YoloSwagYoloSwag January 26, 2014

Boner Popping

Usually in porn, boner popping is when a guy with an erection pops, or flings, it right out of his pants.

I love to jack off to boner popping videos.

by Zerozix April 12, 2009