PoopMan

This word is used when you see someone in a near poop eating situation. This word is usually used when a waiter or waitress is about to serve poop to a customer.

Waiter/Waitress: Enjoy your poop my good customer.
Random Person that has nothing to do with the situation: PoopMan!

by El Sr. AssPenisFace October 20, 2019

Poonomancy

Poonomancy is the art and science of divining future events on the basis of the character and conformation of the female genitalia. Two schools of thought exist within the poonomantic community, the labiists and the vulvists, the former group arguing that only the labia majora and minora have prognostic value and the latter group arguing that the entire pudenda must be considered in discerning future events.

Chloe needed to know if her girlfriend was cheating on her, so she managed to obtain an imprint of her twat and consulted one skilled in poonomancy

by Poonomancer September 21, 2021

pognomaniac

Aversion to Pogs.

She is a pognomaniac. Doesn't like Pogs.

by Bex3007 March 2, 2022

Poopman

Synonymous with Highland/Shetland cattle, particularly when seen on corny merchandise.

"Hey Suni do you see what's on that mug?"
"POOPMAN!"

by Goongel April 1, 2026