Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

by Treejog August 19, 2018

pootis party

A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.

Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015

Pootis

A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.

POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!

by Poisoned Al November 12, 2010

POOTIS

When a heavy says (put dispenser here) he doesn't say it correct but he says POOTIS'PENSER

Scout: Put dispenser here .
Engineer:Roger
Heavy:POOTIS'SPENSER here
Team:ughh

by Mr.POOTIS May 1, 2016

pootista

A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.

David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."

by ninjaFeet May 27, 2011

Pootisjoot

When an engineer Refuses to heal its teamMates and Just does a laugh taunt when a team mate dies

All the engineers are a pootisjoot

Hey lets be a pootisjoot

I hate those pootisjoot's

I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team

by whistony wisey January 28, 2018

Pootis

Pootis is a catchphrase of Heavy Weapons Guy from Valve's Team Fortress 2, The originally says "Put Dispenser Here" but he says in misunderstanding " Pootis Spencer Here".

Heavy: Pootis Spencer Here.
Engineer: heck no.

by KhimSpringLight May 27, 2017