pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003

pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

by M. Poote January 19, 2008

pootie

A beautiful indian girl with pretty eyes and a killer smile. The type of smile that gives you butterflies.

I miss my little pootie.

by boyzero August 25, 2007

pootie

when you gotta take a real bad dumpy

man I had too many tamales and now i gots2 POOTIE

by superskeeter March 24, 2004

pootie

the cute feet of a small animal.

The kitty walked on the hood of my car, look at the pootie prints!

by Rickolini June 26, 2003

pootie

1. Noun. Word adopted from the movie Orange County. Originally a type of pacifier, it has evolved into it's permanent definition: some one who is silly; an idiot. Watch how you use it though, it is known to be quite a vulgar insult in some countries.

LOL!!!! wtf u pootie!!11 lol wtf

by THE pootie. That's right. May 11, 2003

pootie

Poop; having orgins from "poopie".

"Christine's new baby is such a pootie-pants!

by Angie January 2, 2005