Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

poonatic

A guy or girl addict to the "tang" or vagina.
(poon-a-tick)

Sally don't get involved with Jim he's a poonatic. He gets around.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

Protastic

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.

"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"

by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Protastic

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

ploptastic

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement

Man! That crap was ploptastic!

by ROBK November 26, 2013