Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

by BLPOF December 3, 2010

popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

by crazydudez October 20, 2009

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

Proportunity

A proper opportunity. A great opportunity

Hey Lewis, Mike showed me a proportunity today.

by bananamobile July 13, 2017

propertunity

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.

Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.

by somemightsay March 2, 2009

popportunity

1. Blanket words describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving popportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

poopportunity

The opportunity to take a poop, especially when on a vacation around a group of people, or when hanging out with a new crush.

Once the boys left the house to grab some food, Mary realized she finally had a poopportunity and ran to the bathroom.

by Love for the Big Girl September 25, 2013