The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.
The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006
The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."
Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."
Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity March 23, 2006
by Laura April 28, 2004
1. One who is notorious for extremely aggresive anal intrusions (e.g Porn Actor Max Hardcore )
2. A Gamer Fag (PC, or otherwise) who is so enthusiastic about gaming, that it is suspected that he/she is a flagrant homosexual who plays games only for the opportunity to frequently use sexual domination type references (e.g pwned, rapeage, Slut Bag etc.)
2. A Gamer Fag (PC, or otherwise) who is so enthusiastic about gaming, that it is suspected that he/she is a flagrant homosexual who plays games only for the opportunity to frequently use sexual domination type references (e.g pwned, rapeage, Slut Bag etc.)
1. Holy shit! This is legal to film?! That guy's a poophole pwner!
2. Wow, that loser is still talking shit on CS. What is he? Some kind of poophole pwner?
2. Wow, that loser is still talking shit on CS. What is he? Some kind of poophole pwner?
by AngryCanadian October 30, 2006
It is the act of filling a condom with water and freezing it. Then once frozen placing the item into the rectum.
by Slang revealer101 January 23, 2017
When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.
"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."
by DingDongP September 07, 2011