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poopening 

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation
So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.
poopening by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"
The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

pooperdooper

(pl) poopers doopers - Kid friendly version of "Oh Shit!!"
Poopers Doopers, I forgot to select all the drawings and only printed some of them!
pooperdooper by Jeff Gilbert June 30, 2005

Poopersnatcher

When a small man captures your shit while you turn around to admire your accomplishment.
Person 1: Where did my shit go?

Person 2(other stall): The poopersnatcher got me too.
Poopersnatcher by Dongflopper April 10, 2010

pooperdooper

Translates to: "not super duper." A purposely mediocre-sounding rebuttal to use on someone expressing enthusiasm for a mediocre event. Can be used sarcastically or merely ambivalently.
"Hey, let's go out to Greasy's and get hot dogs. How's that sound?"
"Mmm. Poop-er dooper!" (w/ sarcasm)
"Pooperdooper." (w/ ambivalence)

POOPEDIN 

A fatal disease derived from eating to much shit
MY GRANDAD DIED OF POOPEDIN YESTERDAY
POOPEDIN by SHERLOIDBAISHER LOID October 23, 2019