poop nugget

a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.

Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.

It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.

I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
and
You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!

by Barnegat Blummis December 8, 2006

poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.

My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.

by Queen Danyelle December 28, 2014

poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

by matt July 30, 2003

poop nugget

the word you use when you can't curse because you aren't old enough.

ohhh poop nugget.

you are a poop nugget!

by gracie_stylinson :) March 30, 2015

poop nugget

when someone sticks a chicken nugget up someone elses ass, and pulls it out and eats it

Dom: Stacey bend over.
Stacey: Did you just stick something up my ass?
Dom: Yeah the left over McDonald's chicken nugget.
Stacey: What for?
Dom: We were out of BBQ sauce so I made myself a poop nugget.

by DOM THE MAN July 28, 2006

poop nugget

a lumpy nugget of waste.

i saw a hugh ass poop nugget by my house!!

by rizzle bizzle November 3, 2003

poop nugget

a poopy nugget

you are a poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018