Poondoggle

Where working to get some poon (sexual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.

"Dude did you have sex with Christa?"
"Nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone."
"What a bitch."

by Khuge March 14, 2015

poondoggle

noun
/ˈpo͞onˌdäɡəl/

1. A social gathering involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity and drinking.
2. A literal clusterfuck.

Well hell, all we need now is a Catholic priest, and then we can have ourselves a genuine hillbilly poondoggle!

by H07WH33L5 December 4, 2022

Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.

I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.

by ztiwokles August 25, 2016

Poondoggle

(noun) When you wake up next to someone you wouldn’t expect after a night of partying.

I drank way too much last night and wound up next to a poondoggle. I’m never drinking again.

by Le Merk February 8, 2021

Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken June 19, 2008