poomp

A word used by Scottish people when someone 'lets one off'. Someone who poomps often, becomes a poomper.

Fiona "ooh, i just did a wee poomp!"

Alan "och aye, you're a lil poomper, you are"

by ParkwayDrivePpl. February 17, 2011

Poomp

An endearing way to say "little shit"

My daughter is being a poomp. That poomp took the remote control from me.

by DogWalker20001 March 07, 2019

doompy poomp

When you're peaking on methamphetamine, two dudes & a chick with a strap on poomp you in the doompy, taking turns or at the same time.

"Bro, I went to visit Skrillex backstage and saw his doompy getting poomped by two dudes and a chick."
"Hey fellas (and lady), I'm high on meth, ya'll down for a doompy poomp?"
"Did you hear what happened to Alex yesterday? He got spun out and doompy poomped at the safe house."

by PoompedDoomp December 17, 2020

chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

by Shaw Cunningham December 19, 2005

poomp

What you call another person or animal that has done something rude, is being annoying, or just generally acting like an asshat, though should be uncharacteristic of said person/animal and not their normal behavior.

Ayden was being such a poomp at work today, Paige explained to Trent.

by bsea March 07, 2024

Poomp

Someone who is being mean

Hey that dude is being a poomp...he won’t let me share his hamburger.

by Queen Pips April 17, 2021

Poomp

A disgusting, horrendous, hellish, sickening, freakish monster named Shelton. Shelton shits everywhere and can’t control his shitty ass butt. Disgusting ass.

Ohhhh shit Shelton just fucking Poomped again!!!! Fucking Poomp…

by cheesyman109 May 16, 2023