poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

Poomoss

To get raped in any kind of video game, especially Halo.

We're gonna poomoss you 50-20.

by BIGFOOTxx November 8, 2007

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

by NJCoptic September 10, 2019