pooey

The black oily resin found in the pipe (or stem) of a bong

"Can you clean the pooey out of the bong? It's all blocked up."

by Beeminator July 30, 2004

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Pooey

An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career

Hey Sharon, this joint stinks like shit!

Yeah looks like the Pooey took a day off today

Jeez Sharon there is a lot of shit around this joint
Yeah looks like they're going to need a Master Pooey and his 3rd year Pooey apprentice for this job

by Pooey69 February 15, 2018

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Pooey

Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.

"I can't go out tonight, guys."
"Aww, that's a pooey."

by Flanabanana December 11, 2009

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pooey

another word for an ass

i want to shove this in your pooey

by frank schmalenpine July 31, 2008

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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 07, 2008

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