Pooey

What you yell out usually because you need to shit badly or you need to go to the bathroom. Usually said in a low but loud way.

I NEED TO GO POOEY!
POOOOOEYYYY!

by XxCharchiexX December 12, 2019

Pooey

Someone or something that doesn't like to have a go at something in life.

Oh come on mate! Have a crack for once, don't be pooey!

by DollarBart June 8, 2023

Pooey

An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career

Hey Sharon, this joint stinks like shit!

Yeah looks like the Pooey took a day off today

Jeez Sharon there is a lot of shit around this joint
Yeah looks like they're going to need a Master Pooey and his 3rd year Pooey apprentice for this job

by Pooey69 February 15, 2018

Pooey

Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.

"I can't go out tonight, guys."
"Aww, that's a pooey."

by Flanabanana December 13, 2009

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019