Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

The master of all things awesome. Supreme ruler of the world of the amazing. Generally the best man who has ever lived. Can only be apointed by the Lord High Poobah of Awesome. Also known as the LHPOA or simply My Lord.

Let us submit to Jonathan Wood, for he is the Lord High Poobah of Awesome.

by Lord High Poobah of Awesome August 3, 2010

Pittsburgh poobah

The act of shitting on your mate's foot in the shower after he/she has applied shampoo and closed his/her eyes.

Another in the long line of scatalogically-based acts which carries the name of a working class Midwestern city.

Janie peed on Zeke in the shower last week, but he got revenge by giving her a Pittsburgh poobah last night.

by zjgm02 April 22, 2008

Lali Poolah

Jamaican term for pussy hole

You're a lali poolah nigga.

by fetchilaskonish November 2, 2018

Hooplah in the Pooplah

An informal greeting; another way of saying "hey, how are you?" or "hey how's it going?"

Jake: how's the hooplah in the pooplah?
John: pretty good, how about you?

by MediumBlock December 27, 2017

poolahoop

when takin a crap and comes out as the shape of a hula hoop its a poolaloop

michael sat on the toilet and made some big poolahoops

by lukeboi November 29, 2006

poobah

A woman, esp. a promiscuous woman or 'ho'

That poobah wasn't worth the dog-whistle you gave her.

by Frankie S. April 29, 2005