Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

Poob

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

by PoobMysterGeneral December 14, 2009

poob

a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.

"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob

by Earth Worm Sally May 24, 2018

poob

how a student at Western Michigan University poops. We don't poop, we poob. poob consists of both beer shits and coffee shits. Anyone can poob, but it most likely takes place after eating two fellas, the goat, or DP dough. Every year we poob all over CMU.

Connor was up at the library all night poobing on the third floor after eating Two Fellas. Best place to shit on campus.

Everyone thought that Olivia was a hot girl, but when we found out she was poobing it up at Pike she was even hotter.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

Poob

When one sits exclusively with a significant other in the freezing cold weather, talking intimately for hours on end.

Oh my god look! Brandon and Sophia are poobing! They must have something special going.

by poobmaster11 November 18, 2019

poob

pubic hair on your boob. usually very gross

pubes+ boob= poob

Oh gross look at bencics poobs

by LilJOnwhattt June 11, 2006

poob

it is used to define someone who is a cross between a poo and a boob so in short poo+boob= poob.

"he is being such a poob" and "quit being a stupid poob"

by agent O' potty language December 11, 2012