Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

postboning

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

by Parog June 2, 2008

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

pontoonite

Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.

Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

postboning

post-breakup sex with an ex.

yeah man, they broke up 6 months ago and charlie is still postboning his ex.

by kmarie January 14, 2008

pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013