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pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.
"Oh, you got pontooned."
by Cameron November 8, 2005
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Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.
After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.
by catmontty January 5, 2015
mugGet the Pontooningmug.

Pontoon

a code-name for penis
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
by Skott October 17, 2004
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Pontoon

A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.
Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"
by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004
mugGet the Pontoonmug.

pontoons

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.
"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."
by dirt burgler April 5, 2003
mugGet the pontoonsmug.

Pontoon

When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag
by Gabe Benitez July 18, 2011
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Pontooning

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.
Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...
by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
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