polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

polka

new dance craze that's sweeping the underground nation. so old school it's cool.

"roll out the terrarrel"

by bree January 11, 2004

Panka

Panka is very fun and care-free. She can sometimes be very dirtyminded in the way that she thinks but on the whole its just her artistic imagination taking control.

Yo that girl is arty and funny. She's a Panka

by Violetbloom July 24, 2019

Big Joe Polka Show

Half the charm of this show is its shameless dearth of professional production. The clothes, the music, the really bad cameramen, the dancing, Big Joe's funky vests, etc.. oh, it's just too much fun to miss.

Big Joe is a like a big, straight Liberace. The show is repeated several times a week on the RFD channel.

Big Joe Polka Show is late night TV at its finest.

by TheRealBrutus February 11, 2006

Polka-dot tiddies

Polka-dot tiddies is a act in which you give a female hickeys on her tiddies. Therefore making them look like they have polka-dots.

Homie: bro I totally gave her Polka-dot tiddies
Fam: nice

by ACommunistFrog March 25, 2020

Polka

A woman from Poland ( Polska ).
A very lively, toe tapping song.

I like to dance the Polka.

by DUDE May 8, 2003

plonka

1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot

you planka rodeny

by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003