poner

An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!
Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.
by Tyler Matthews January 25, 2004
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poner

A mix between a poser and a stoner.. kewl, hu!?!
"You damn poner!!"
"wtF is that supposed to mean??"
"shutup you mongolion mongoose!!"
by I have a name??? March 01, 2004
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Poner

This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
by Colgatepony August 31, 2011
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Ponerated

PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.
And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.
by amidala64 June 11, 2010
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Poner

A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
by bakenshake May 01, 2010
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Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
by jrfredrick May 22, 2013
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Poner

A poner is someone who poses to be a stoner. They claim they’re ‘pros’ and total weed masters but have no idea wtf they’re doing or talking about.
“I passed the blunt to Becka and she didn’t even inhale it wastin all my weed actin fake high n shit. She got the blunt hella wet too, I aint smoking with her again.”

“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”
by lulbaby.c May 01, 2019
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