ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 10, 2008

ponch

a word referring to the female genetalia

"i was burryin' ponch alllll night long"

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

ponch

The actual word that describes punching someone. Ponch can refer to fist too, only if it is about to punch

I am going to ponch you in faez

by Zachary F. September 18, 2003

ponch

A synonym for the ass hole and surrounding areas.

Gay men like to take it in the ponch.

by sithislord February 5, 2008

Ponche

Heavily sweet liqueur with a pronounced sherry-brandy taste and raisin overtones.

Rashid likes to drink Ponche.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Ponch

A purposefully unflushed toilet featuring a human stool that protrudes from the water and is propped up against the toilet bowl. Left as a general sign of disrespect to humanity.

"I walked into the public restroom and discovered some disrespectful jerk left a ponch for all the world to see."

by Division9Dean August 30, 2021

ponching

When your friend wearing a poncho tries to intiatate a conversation/date with someone of the opposite sex.

Dusty was wearing that gay poncho last night. And he was totally ponching on your girl.

by TuckHerInn December 7, 2009