Pollock

To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.

"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."

by 2Smeds1Cat March 24, 2014

pollock

To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.

Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.

by Snell August 8, 2006

pollock

A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska

Pollock is a delectable treat

by KKK619 March 21, 2008

Pollocks

A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.

I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks

by Evil Justin April 19, 2014

Pollock

v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.

Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!

by Professor Quinta July 12, 2012

Pollock

A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.

Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."

by Slumlord Numero Tree December 19, 2008

Pollock

An offense name for someone polish

Omg who is that?!!

Oh that's Parker o' pollock

by Original flat January 1, 2016