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Policing

When your friend tries to enforce the rules upon you when it's for a stupid reason. The rules being broken are usually minor rules that schools or the law enforce.
Eric: STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY!

David: Stop policing me!
by TKD997 September 15, 2017
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Feed Polluting

Any unnecessary news or live feed on Facebook that is usually irrelevant information (bitchy statuses, quiz results, Facebook game results) that you have to scroll past.
"I don't care if Trish found a ugly ducking on farmville. i wish she'd stop Feed Polluting and not publish her results"

status update- Karli Doe- :'( wowww! I thought this time was going to be different..I got my hopes up again but u actually gave me a reason to! And now you do this! Definately am done with you and everything in my past! Effe you is what I have to say to you!!!

"Nobody cares about your life, but all your friends care that you're Feed Polluting their Facebook."
by Asthenia_182 December 8, 2009
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ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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policing

The act of telling people what they can and can't do, according to your own personal viewpoint. This mainly extends to interests, hobbies, things they enjoy. Used most often by social justice bloggers on the website Tumblr, often turning to mass hate on people whose interests do not fall within the strict guidelines of what these bloggers deem acceptable for the masses. There are blogs set up literally so people can anonymously say they enjoy these things without being attacked. I'm pretty sure totalitarian governments do exactly the same thing.
"You can't watch (insert any tv show here) because the main character is a white male and the show makes offensive jokes. You are the scum of the earth if you enjoy it."

"If you like (insert anything here) then unfollow me immediately, because you do not understand social justice and I will not be associated with you!"

"I really enjoy Family Guy, I think it makes good social comment and it makes me laugh-" "Get off Tumblr! You don't belong here, you piece of shit. Go kill yourself you sexist racist homophobic transphobic privileged fuck!"

"I'm not putting any of my interests on tumblr, there is always something "problematic" with them." "Policing social justice bloggers?" "Yeah."
by bananasplits November 26, 2013
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Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy
Can I interest you in a little exit polling?
by Twitty22 March 30, 2007
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Pollishing shit

To attempt to improve something that is really shit.
Guy 1: Dude, if you change the last chord of the bar into an arpeggio, then it will sound soo much better.

Guy 2: Dude the song is crap! Doing that would be like pollishing shit!
by _Jebus_ May 9, 2009
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american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018
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