A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
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This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.
The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.
by Master Kitty February 23, 2014
Get the Polar Whore-Tax mug.torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.
A very serious condition.
A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
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The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
by Zmann966 September 11, 2011
Get the Dirty Polar Bear mug.Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).
Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
by ploafmaster July 4, 2012
Get the ploaf mug.Someone who has a Polar Pop on them at all times, no matter the occasion. Polar Pop Pros also have the unique ability to locate a Circle-K in any city at any time, almost like a 6th sense.
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