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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
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pokenutnovemeber

Variant of no nut November you roll a random number generator between 1 and 893 and whatever number u get look up the Pokémon and that’s what u have to jerk off too
I participate in pokenutnovemeber
by Itscoolbcimhere November 2, 2020
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Pokkén Tournament

A game about ruining friendships by showing them your mad skills with Sceptile
Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit
by MLG Sceptile July 13, 2016
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pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business
Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs
by Speedxtension January 3, 2020
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poklein

Alternative spellings: Porkland, Pokland.

Refers to the uncool youth in Brunei.
These youths are so emo, scene, always think fags are cool, emulate rappers, wear eyeliner, sit at The Mall wof whistling, wear shirts emblazoned 'FBI' or 'Police' or 'SWAT'

Their English is atrocious.

Description of a poklein male:
-adorns himself with bling bling.
-wears eyeliner
-hair spiked with tons of gel.
-loiters at The Mall at least thrice per week without spending any dosh.
-whistles at an average looking girl.
-dirty grubby elbows.

Traits of a poklein female:
-Self dyed hair (which is usually a violent red color or a revolting blonde color)
-wears only T-shirts and Jeans (no miniskirts)
-Fake Converse sneakers.
-Brings a sloppy looking shoulder bag (which is most likely their school bag)
-stares at any girl which is more attractive or cooler looking than her.
His sister is a poklein.
by Apakan July 19, 2007
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pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph
Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off
by JF725Rock May 14, 2015
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Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."
Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.
by MadMark255 April 8, 2019
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