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Poisoned

To become intoxicated after drinking King Cobra Premium Malt Beverage
"Jeremy, are you poisoned by the Cobra?"
by Cigman October 10, 2006
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Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.
I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned
by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020
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Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.
Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.
by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022
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poisoned

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by dr ben March 3, 2011
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Poisoned Cocksucker

A person that does not show up to retrieve you for an event. Or a person who continually makes bad decisions.
When GG was doing his last tour and you didn't Show up, You fucked up in 93 you "Poisoned Cocksuckers".
by solum_hussain June 18, 2020
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poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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