polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

by Crycket April 27, 2008

Polite Grav

A gravity bong toke that's so milky that it makes you sit up perfectly straight, hence being polite.

Holy shit man, Obes just took a very polite grav.

by Ader422 July 24, 2017

Politely go fuck yourself

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.

A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”

by Duff's Beer March 30, 2019

fuck politeness

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.

You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

by Iminacultcallmydad January 6, 2017

Polite

Often confused with being fake.

Polite is being kind and respectful to others. It is based on the genuine desire to smooth relations with others, to treat them with respect, and to make them comfortable.

Being polite does not necessarily mean that you're hiding something or holding back from how you really feel. Instead, it means that you are not so self centered that you only do something for your own interests (i.e being nice to get to know someones secrets).

A desirable quality.

insecure immature person "Sarah just said I looked good this dress.... What a fake!! I know I look like sh*t!"

Wise mature person "No girl, I think she was trying to be polite....get over yourself....."

by Estelle Burlington November 21, 2013

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

Lloyd Polite

The name of a talented, young R&B singer, originally from New Orleans, LA. He moved as a child, to Atlanta, Georgia. As a pre-teen, he could be seen in the short-lived music group, N-Toon. Around his late teens, he signed with Murder Inc. Records. He is best known for his 2004 smash hit "Southside" featuring R&B singer, Ashanti.

Girl A: "Have you heard Lloyd's new song?"
Girl B: "Lloyd Banks?"
Girl A: "No,chile, I'm talking about R&B singer Lloyd Polite"
Girl B:"My Bad"
Girl A: "Don't worry bout it"

by Slim Goody July 26, 2006