Spooky Poet 

Spooky Poet is basically the same as goth. They're people usually between the age of 15 - 25 who dress mostly in black and color their hair (usually black or purple). They're usually very pail and hang out in packs to protect themselves from ridicule. They dress like this as a way of coping with being either a little creepy, nerdy or just plain awkward in their teenage or young adult years. This condition is usually just a phase. They enjoy reading, poetry, music, dungeons and dragons, star wars, twightie, etc.

The Cure concert was a Spooky Poet fest.

Check out the Spooky Poet with the knee high doc martens and black lipstick, nice purple hair, Casper.

Spooky Poet by DirtyKurty September 7, 2010

Sand Poet 

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

Sand Poet by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Shithouse Poet 

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

Shithouse Poet by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

shithouse poet 

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

shithouse poet by Johnny July 16, 2004

Shithouse Poet 

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

Shithouse Poet by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Satine and the Penniless Poet 

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.

Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

Satine and the Penniless Poet by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007