melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

Pearl Harbor

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.

GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.

by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

Parlor Trick

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

Black Pearl

A piece of advice, truth or shared wisdom that is not always welcome. A bit of brutally honesty.

Black Pearl: You cannot change anyone, unless they’re in diapers.

Black Pearl: You’ll never too much, for someone who can’t get enough of you.

by Mslorilove March 10, 2021

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Pearled

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

by TrapB June 9, 2018