Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.
student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
by KatieOh! September 12, 2006
Get the plutonicmug. by The Derky May 9, 2019
Get the Plutonicmug. A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.
John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.
by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008
Get the plutonicmug. After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.
Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!
Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!
by YattonMan April 2, 2008
Get the plutonicmug. by cactustime November 15, 2009
Get the Plutonicmug. temporary relationship, be it emotional,personal,marital, financial... that could happen to somebody somewhere in this planet.
by Utnip September 13, 2006
Get the plutonicmug. by Sabian June 3, 2004
Get the plutonicmug.