hot plunket

When you poop in a tube sock, and smack your sleeping victim in the face with it.

My aunt made a really bad dinner, when she dosed off in her reclining chair, I gave her a hot plunket!
It was gourmet meals after that!

by ReenieB November 12, 2007

plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011

plunkernaut

a powerful punch through one's ass hole that's so powerful, it sends that individual to the moon. It is usually used for one to retreive "moon hams".

I'm in the mood for moon hams! Here's a plunkernaut so you can get them!

by smellysockman September 12, 2010

Plonkence

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

plunkin

It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.

Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!

by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

Plukens

1) A mysterious sexual position or move

2) An act of sexual release

Pat: Dude you're never gonna guess what i did to her?

Steve: Did you give her the plukens?

Pat: Nah dude, I plukensed alllllll over her tummy.

by Mr. Plukens July 15, 2010