plumper

Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.

It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.

On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.

by klopek007 May 20, 2008

Plumper

1.) A large particularly juicy "Dab"(BHO/Concentrated Marijuana)

2.) A rather well endowed set of round bodacious breasts.

1.) "Hey dude! Come get yourself a PLUMPER"

2.) Guy 1: "So I was talking to this girl Maria today an-..."
Guy 2: "Who's Maria does she got nice plumpers?"
Guy 1:"She's got some ...Preeetty nice plumpers ^_^"

by Mr. Simone August 27, 2022

plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.

The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.

by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005

Plumper

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

She'll give everyone a plumper if you give her enough drinks.

by Star Fish September 24, 2005

plumper

A person who prefers to fuck fat chicks.

John really gets into fat chicks. What a fucking plumper.

by ziptied April 1, 2003

Plumpers

Abnormally large and bulbous labia majorae. Having a round and plump vagina.

You know from her pants that she definitely has some juicy plumpers hidden in there!!

by Fckshack301 June 6, 2017

Plumper

A person mostly described as poopy or a bundle of sticks. This type of person usually is in a group of friends who always rage quits a game of Smash bros and calls everyone Fags

My friend is such a plumper it annoys me

by pooper2923 May 15, 2018