plobbing nastic

used to describe something being cold.

fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

plorkinfider

Complete bitch who yells at you for doing what she tells you. Or yells at you for no damned reason.

That bitch in the AP test was an uber plorkinfider.

by Levi Hallman in roanke virginia <3's cock May 14, 2005

plobbin

Small, baby boy - of the breastfed variety.
See also plob, splob, bobbin and ker-bobbin

Oh, plobbin, you're so squishy!

by moomintroll May 30, 2005

Plorking

When you play while you work. In-office, this can be nerf gun fights. Working from home, this can be a quick game of online scrabble, a virtual karaoke session, or even just a quick catch-up via video with your coworkers.

It's a way to achieve work/life balance when the working day seems to never end.

"Man, how does Alex get so much done? The guy is plorking every time I see him"

by James Neutron Jr. December 22, 2021

Plorbium

This number is commonly said after the intake of crack cocaine. It has been used as a number (the number is currently unknown) when people have been high on crack. They usually say it out of confusion

Example:
"So you ate them brownies?"
"Yup"
"They were full of crack, you know"
"Yeah I knew"
"How many did you eat?"
"Some where between glorglibian and plorbium

by RigMaster321 April 7, 2022

plorpin

When your silty loam is just moist enough

Wow that plorpin really stuck to the board

by Danwan3 November 28, 2023

Plormbing

When your tip opens up to eat someone and then their DNA gets put into your semen and now whenever you have kids they are identical to the person your cock plormbed.

"I just love Plormbing my wives," Skibidi Johnson said.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024