ploppy pad

The compliment of toilet paper placed in the bowl to prevent back splash while dropping your ploppies

Roger:
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"

Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"

Roger:
"Naturally"

by Parson Brown April 17, 2008

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009

ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

Trump Ploppies

When Trump shits in Hillary's mouth during a debate.

TRUMP JUST SHIT IS HILLARYŚ MOUTH....... HE JUST MADE TRUMP PLOPPIES!!!!!

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

ploppy

When your penis gets so happy, it flops up and down.

"Dude, I saw Jenny in the hall today, my penis started to get ploppy."
"Hey, It's ploppy down there, I bet yours is floppy."

by dragon_slayer101 May 22, 2016

hot sloppy ploppy

A particularly nasty bowel movement, especially if it is diarrhea. Often used with the verb drop.

I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.

by The Meat February 26, 2004