Boneless pizza

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.

Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza

by Snarijuana July 14, 2017

Out Pizza The Hut

An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.

Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No

by jesuchristo January 29, 2020

pizza rat

A casual and informal way to address a close acquaintance, suitable for all situations.

Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"

by pizzarat4life February 6, 2021

Pizza Time

1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.

"It's pizza time."

by Spider-ManPizzaBoy July 14, 2016

Pizza Hut Shits

The Day after eating Pizza Hut you get the shits all day. And the grease in your shit smells like Pizza hut.

I got the Fuckin Pizza Hut Shits .... Again. Give me a new pair of underwear!

by THUNDERLIPS13 December 3, 2010

Ayo the pizza here

When the pizza is here

Friend: "Ayo the pizza here."
*runs downstairs and trips*
Me: "OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
Me: " augh my ears burn"

by 9/11 was a gender reveal September 13, 2020

Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...

ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

by Justbeatinchicks April 22, 2011