Platonova

There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD

She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture such a being

by dicey_gal October 25, 2006

Platonically Making Out

The act of kissing and/or making out with a friend you trust, hence the platonic part.

Person 1: Hey you wanna kiss? Maybe make out? Gimme kiss? Kiss me?
Person 2: I don't know why we aren't platonically making out every day

by jjournall October 30, 2021

platonovac

its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.

she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.

she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.

by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

Platonova

Surname of a homosexual bitch who hates dick because she's gay and loves to put her fingers up guy's passes.

"You're such a platonova, you stinky ghostly whore."

by YoursTruly6969696696969 March 21, 2024

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025