verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014
Get the Planting trees mug.Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
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verb
Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.
Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.
A: ''Berlins city planning is very creativel, wide streets and low buildings''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''
by gravemaster February 23, 2011
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Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
by Rafex June 11, 2006
Get the Manual Family Planning mug.When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016
Get the planking mug.PUI for short; An intoxicated planning method, by one person or a group of people, that leads to no follow through, or completion of, the planned task.
Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.
by Dan K)) March 21, 2008
Get the Planning Under the Influence mug.Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
by mysize180 June 3, 2016
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