pititude

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

by James Light August 21, 2007

Pitino'd

Ejaculating in 15 seconds

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.

by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010

Pitstopesque

A racy manner of driving by a racy female, that is just a bit too quick and slightly worrying for the passengers (after Penelope Pitstop of the Wacky Racers)

Man, got a lift home with Giselle last night, her driving is totally Pitstopesque.

by Muttley39 February 15, 2009

Pitiot

An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.

When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.

by Robb Denney December 25, 2021

pitutoy

Tagalog slang for a little boy's penis.

Can I rub your dog's belly? Oh my god! I touched his pitutoy!

by Mobe Kryant May 8, 2008

patito brand

A very low quality or unrecognized brand, the term "Patito" is used in México to refer to initially china's products, now as more 'name brands" manufacture there, it refers more to the first case.

"Hey I just got this new pants!"

Nice, what brand are they?
Patito brand... :(

by JUSTRANDOM February 4, 2014

Putito

The name of a gay superhero by the name of Jean-Paul. A word gay men would use to call wimpy gay men. Putito is also meant as an insult in the hispanic community.

A really wimpy gay man would be called a putito.

by Jack Attack86 September 30, 2008