Pitiot

An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.

When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.

by Robb Denney December 25, 2021

Pivicol

Movement without a trace.

The inmate made his pivicol escape during the night.

by Mark Von Winkle June 28, 2020

pulling a Pitino

Sleeping or hooking up with a woman, getting her knocked up, then giving her money for an abortion. Modernized by the 2009 Rick Pitino extortion case in which he had sex with a woman in a restaurant, then later gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

Sully can't come out tonight, he is pulling a Pitino.

by Jimmy John James August 13, 2009

Pitic syndrome

Has A smol dick

Yo u have a smol dick bro
Bruh that's my pitic syndrome

by Pitic2013 March 2, 2021

Pitino

Having sex with someone in a restaurant after-hours, getting her knocked up and paying for the abortion.

Remember that skank waitress? She wanted my money for her baby, so I pulled a Pitino on her and drove her to Planned Parenthood with a couple of G's in her pocket.

by Big C in D August 13, 2009

pitcow

A cow that is inside a pit or hole in the ground it cannot escape from, typically in the game Minecraft.
Pitcows were created by the YouTuber Boffy in S1 E1 of his Minecraft hardcore mode series.

Person 1: "I added another pitcow to my pit in my SSP world"
Person 2: "Haha nice"

by YaBoiEdgar April 7, 2021

pitito

Diminutive for penes.

Very small dick

Tu tienes un pitito = You have a very small dick

by Carlitox March 29, 2008